Bill and Ted were practicing in Bill’s garage when their music sent Missy's "brand-new antique" Chinese vase tumbling from its shelf. Eager to replace it before she returned home, the two friends journeyed back through time to Ancient China…

Bill and Ted faced imminent failure in their Music Appreciation class – a truly disastrous prospect, given their unfortunate belief that the William Tell Overture served as the theme for *The Lone Ranger*. Their salvation rested on completi…

Bill and Ted were summoned to Vice Principal Ryan’s office for a meeting with their parents after registering for spring term classes – a schedule consisting solely of Study Hall and Girls P.E. There, they learned they would be enrolled in …

Having narrowly survived Ted's forty-first (and final) driving lesson in his father’s imposing squad car, Detective Logan braced himself as Bill requested that Ted drive them down to the record store for the new Iron Maiden CD. Borrowing De…

Ted strummed his guitar in his room when a truly unpleasant smell invaded his senses. He discovered his younger brother, Deacon, in the backyard, rinsing himself off with the garden hose. Deacon explained that Killer Gabron, a schoolyard bu…

Bill and Ted readily agreed to housesit for Bill’s neighbor, Mr. Stickler, a peculiar explorer and devoted ornithologist. Their instructions were simple: ensure that Mr. Stickler's cat, Max, remained outside, safeguarding Prince Rupert the …

Bill and Ted were preparing for Wyld Stallyns’ performance at the school dance—they were, it seemed, the only act that had auditioned. Arriving late to school one morning, they inadvertently wandered into a girls' health class during a film…

Bill was deeply asleep on a Saturday morning when Missy roused him, requesting that he procure a gift for Mr. Preston's surprise birthday celebration. She had located an antique pocket watch, precisely the kind Mr. Preston often lamented lo…

Bill and Ted were walking to school, admiring their brand-new pump sneakers, ready for gym class. They noticed Rufus heading into the nearby bowling alley, apparently tasked with delivering every shoe in the place to Yankee soldiers who had…

Bill & Ted offered a free Wyld Stallyns concert in the park, only to be utterly abandoned by the audience. This disappointment left them so disheartened that they resolved to abandon their musical aspirations. In a future San Dimas, the Thr…

Bill & Ted faced what felt like the most dreadful moment of their lives when Mr. Ryan announced their expulsion. Terrified by the prospect of Ted's father’s reaction, the two friends pleaded for another chance. Mr. Ryan offered a glimmer of…

Their fathers made it abundantly clear that no further advances would be made on their allowances, plunging Bill and Ted into a decidedly serious financial crisis. Rufus found them at the Kozy Korner, where he displayed a holographic image …

Bill & Ted were poised to climb aboard the school bus bound for an excellent ski trip when Rufus materialized and inquired whether they would attend Be Excellent to Each Other Day in the future. They declined, explaining their skiing plans.…