I can’t suggest watching this again, and I advise others to steer clear of it entirely. It barely seems suitable even for a night dedicated to enjoying terrible films. Essentially, the movie feels like random jokes assembled around a central idea: portraying ordinary events within an absurd setting. The humor falls flat, the actors aren't particularly impressive, and the production values are clearly low. Even with more money behind it, I doubt the underlying concept would have been any good. This is supposedly a "vampire" story, and after *Twilight*, I thought I’d seen every possible take on vampires, but this film managed to find a new level of disappointment: they've simply presented them as zombies. It functions like a “fast zombie” or infected movie, only the creatures are called vampires because they’re sensitive to sunlight. I have many thoughts about what vampires historically were, how they’ve been portrayed, their significance, and what they ought to be, but I'm not going to waste my time detailing them in this review. Unless you've exhausted every zombie movie available, just don't bother with it.
On October 1, 2026
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