The film turned out better than many critics suggested. However, it relies too heavily on exaggeration, suffers from a confusing plot, and features characters and situations that feel overly sexualized. It’s remarkable that David Koepp chose this project. He decided to adapt a character from a series of novels by Kyril Bonfiglioli, an author who seems largely unknown outside of English-speaking countries—I've never encountered his books in Portugal. The film was a commercial and critical disappointment, so I approached it with apprehension, but ultimately found it mildly pleasing. The story begins with the protagonist introducing us to the main players: Charlie Mortdecai, an aristocratic bon vivant and art dealer, his wife, and his loyal henchman Jock, who is tough and very masculine. From there, we follow along as he searches for a missing painting believed to be by Francisco de Goya, with a history connected to Nazis and thought to be lost. The comedy strives to be humorous and leans heavily on exaggerated situations where each character is a caricature and everything is pushed to the extreme. For instance, Mortdecai isn’t just an art dealer; he's an insolvent aristocrat with affected airs and a fixation on his mustache (I once wore a similar style myself, but I never let it control me). Similarly, Jock is portrayed as both a mobster and a sexual athlete. This exaggeration often works well—it’s hard not to laugh at the absurdity of things like Mortdecai's insults toward the United States, treating it like an underdeveloped British colony. However, over-the-top humor can become tiresome; the film weakens considerably in its second half because we anticipate what is coming from the characters. While I am willing to overlook that, the convoluted script becomes a bigger problem as it gets lost in its own twists and turns. It’s possible I'm not alone in feeling that the story is so muddled that even the characters seem unsure of their objectives. The frequency of sexual jokes is also disappointing. Although the film received a restrictive rating in the US, many countries, including Portugal, gave it a much lower rating, making it accessible to teenagers. While this isn’t the producers' fault—it’s the responsibility of each country’s authorities—I question whether young people are benefiting from more material that promotes sexuality, especially given their increasingly early and often uninformed experiences with sex. This goes beyond simple hedonism; it feels like exploitation. Johnny Depp doesn’t seem to be at his best here. Having made this film after two previous failures, the actor was experiencing a difficult professional period, compounded by a later controversial marriage and divorce. I don't know how much his personal life affected his performance, but he seems less vibrant than usual. The humor, comic gestures, and timing that he usually excels at feel forced and unnatural. Paul Bettany, Depp’s friend and another established actor, is more effective as Jock; he has a knack for playing tough characters. It was good to see Gwyneth Paltrow in the film—despite the somewhat stiff chemistry with Depp, her character called for elegance and charm, which she delivered. Ewan McGregor provides welcome support but doesn't have much of an impact. Technically, the film is well-made, reflecting its substantial budget and cast. The cinematography is excellent, featuring vibrant colors, lighting, and sharpness. The use of effects and CGI is both skillful and inventive; I particularly enjoyed the visual effect with the planes and city names during travel sequences. The filming locations were carefully chosen, and the props and costumes (especially those worn by Depp and Paltrow) are well-designed—although I thought Mortdecai’s elaborate costumes, with their excessive silks, velvets, and bold colors, had a certain "new money" quality that a true aristocrat would likely criticize. The soundtrack is also perfectly suited to the film.
On September 23, 2026
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